It’s a question we’ve all asked at some point, turned into a superbly wry adventure game!
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“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
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