It’s a question we’ve all asked at some point, turned into a superbly wry adventure game!
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- First Impressions (12)
- Interviews (2)
- Just for Fun (21)
- Retrospectives (9)
- Reviews (7)
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
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