It’s a question we’ve all asked at some point, turned into a superbly wry adventure game!
Currently Playing:
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
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