It’s a question we’ve all asked at some point, turned into a superbly wry adventure game!
Currently Playing:
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
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