classic gaming – Point Click Pundit

“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”
— Kathy Rain

“I hate puzzles!”
— Bwana

“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”
— Fester Shinetop

“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”
— Misfortune

“I have to go! Bye!”

— Fran Bow

“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”
— Joey Mallone

“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”
— Roger

“I have never got on with goats…”
— George Stobbart

“Does THIS mean anything to you?”
— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator

“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”
— Frank Lee English

“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”
— Buzz Kerwan

“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”
— Largo LaGrande

“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”
— Liz Allaire

“Diggiiinnnng!!!”
— Doug

“Good times and free grog!”
— Charles L Charles

“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”
— Kaykay

“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”
— The Critter

“That doesn’t work.”
— Rincewind

“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”
— Piscilla

“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”
— Thimbleweed Park, random library book

“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”
— Manny Calavera

“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”
— Governor Elaine Marley

“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”
— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood

“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”
— Guybrush Threepwood

“I have other matters to attend to.”
— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville

“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”
— Tondbert

“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”
— Guybrush Threepwood

“Would you like some stew?”
— The Swampling

“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”
— Nico Collard

“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”
— Gabriel Knight

Where Would Adventure Games Be Without… Being Broke?

Let’s face it – if you were a rich adventure game protagonist, everything would be far less fun.

Never ending pockets whose contents never spoil or spill, ever useful, ever reliable — we salute you.