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“Good times and free grog!”

— Charles L Charles

“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”

— Fester Shinetop

“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”

— The Critter

“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”

— Nico Collard

“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”

— Liz Allaire

“I have never got on with goats…”

— George Stobbart

“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”

— Manny Calavera

“I hate puzzles!”

— Bwana

“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”

— Guybrush Threepwood

“I have other matters to attend to.”

— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville

“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”

— Thimbleweed Park, random library book

“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”

— Kathy Rain

“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”

— Joey Mallone

“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”

— Guybrush Threepwood

“That doesn’t work.”

— Rincewind

“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”

— Tondbert

“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”

— Roger

“I have to go! Bye!”

— Fran Bow

“Diggiiinnnng!!!”

— Doug

“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”

— Misfortune

“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”

— Largo LaGrande

“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”

— Frank Lee English

“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”

— Piscilla

“Does THIS mean anything to you?”

— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator

“Would you like some stew?”

— The Swampling

“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”

— Governor Elaine Marley

“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”

— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood

“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”

— Kaykay

“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”

— Buzz Kerwan

“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”

— Gabriel Knight

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