With bony hands I hold my partner, on soulless feet we cross the floor…
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
— Mizuki
With bony hands I hold my partner, on soulless feet we cross the floor…