And it’s about damn time!
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
— Mizuki
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
And it’s about damn time!