“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
— Mizuki
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”