He’s the go-to adventure game protagonist, yet nobody knows what his backstory was before piracy and insult swordfighting. Theorycrafting, ho!
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“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
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