He’s the go-to adventure game protagonist, yet nobody knows what his backstory was before piracy and insult swordfighting. Theorycrafting, ho!
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“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
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