He’s the go-to adventure game protagonist, yet nobody knows what his backstory was before piracy and insult swordfighting. Theorycrafting, ho!
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“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
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