He’s the go-to adventure game protagonist, yet nobody knows what his backstory was before piracy and insult swordfighting. Theorycrafting, ho!
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“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
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