It’s the 1630s, the castle’s a mess and there’s a little man in a box with a thing on his nose who won’t share his mop.
Categories
- First Impressions (12)
- Interviews (2)
- Just for Fun (21)
- Retrospectives (9)
- Reviews (7)
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
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