It’s the 1630s, the castle’s a mess and there’s a little man in a box with a thing on his nose who won’t share his mop.
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“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
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