It’s the 1630s, the castle’s a mess and there’s a little man in a box with a thing on his nose who won’t share his mop.
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“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
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