It’s the 1630s, the castle’s a mess and there’s a little man in a box with a thing on his nose who won’t share his mop.
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“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
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