It’s the 1630s, the castle’s a mess and there’s a little man in a box with a thing on his nose who won’t share his mop.
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“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
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