guybrush threepwood – Point Click Pundit

“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”
— Roger

“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”
— Frank Lee English

“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”
— Nico Collard

“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”
— Gabriel Knight

“I have other matters to attend to.”
— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville

“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”
— Kaykay

“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”
— Guybrush Threepwood

“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”
— Kathy Rain

“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”
— Thimbleweed Park, random library book

“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”
— Governor Elaine Marley

“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”
— Liz Allaire

“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”
— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood

“I have to go! Bye!”

— Fran Bow

“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”
— Manny Calavera

“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”
— Buzz Kerwan

“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”
— Tondbert

“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”
— Guybrush Threepwood

“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”
— Misfortune

“Diggiiinnnng!!!”
— Doug

“I hate puzzles!”
— Bwana

“That doesn’t work.”
— Rincewind

“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”
— Largo LaGrande

“I have never got on with goats…”
— George Stobbart

“Would you like some stew?”
— The Swampling

“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”
— Joey Mallone

“Good times and free grog!”
— Charles L Charles

“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”

— Mizuki

“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”
— Piscilla

“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”
— Fester Shinetop

“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”
— The Critter

“Does THIS mean anything to you?”
— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator

We’re Gonna Return to Monkey Island

And it’s about damn time!

Happy Easter! Adventure games are no stranger to Easter Eggs and hidden gems, but here’s our favourite…

He’s the go-to adventure game protagonist, yet nobody knows what his backstory was before piracy and insult swordfighting. Theorycrafting, ho!