He’s the go-to adventure game protagonist, yet nobody knows what his backstory was before piracy and insult swordfighting. Theorycrafting, ho!
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“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
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