Let’s face it – if you were a rich adventure game protagonist, everything would be far less fun.
Currently Playing:
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
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