Let’s face it – if you were a rich adventure game protagonist, everything would be far less fun.
Currently Playing:
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
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