Let’s face it – if you were a rich adventure game protagonist, everything would be far less fun.
Currently Playing:
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
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