Let’s face it – if you were a rich adventure game protagonist, everything would be far less fun.
Categories
- First Impressions (12)
- Interviews (2)
- Just for Fun (21)
- Retrospectives (9)
- Reviews (7)
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
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