We’ve all had those evenings where we try and get the TV working and end up embroiled in an extraterrestrial conspiracy…
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
— Mizuki
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
We’ve all had those evenings where we try and get the TV working and end up embroiled in an extraterrestrial conspiracy…