It’s a question we’ve all asked at some point, turned into a superbly wry adventure game!
Currently Playing:
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
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