It’s a question we’ve all asked at some point, turned into a superbly wry adventure game!
Currently Playing:
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
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