It’s a question we’ve all asked at some point, turned into a superbly wry adventure game!
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
— Mizuki
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
It’s a question we’ve all asked at some point, turned into a superbly wry adventure game!