It’s a question we’ve all asked at some point, turned into a superbly wry adventure game!
Currently Playing:
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
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