It’s a question we’ve all asked at some point, turned into a superbly wry adventure game!
Currently Playing:
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
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