Guard Duty marches from PC to console with stunning confidence, and with good reason — it’s a twin timeline romp wrapped up in a package both nostalgic and sharply modern.
Currently Playing:
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
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