Guard Duty marches from PC to console with stunning confidence, and with good reason — it’s a twin timeline romp wrapped up in a package both nostalgic and sharply modern.
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“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
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