Guard Duty marches from PC to console with stunning confidence, and with good reason — it’s a twin timeline romp wrapped up in a package both nostalgic and sharply modern.
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“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
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