Guard Duty marches from PC to console with stunning confidence, and with good reason — it’s a twin timeline romp wrapped up in a package both nostalgic and sharply modern.
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“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
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