We’ve all had those evenings where we try and get the TV working and end up embroiled in an extraterrestrial conspiracy…
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
— Mizuki
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
We’ve all had those evenings where we try and get the TV working and end up embroiled in an extraterrestrial conspiracy…