He’s the go-to adventure game protagonist, yet nobody knows what his backstory was before piracy and insult swordfighting. Theorycrafting, ho!
Currently Playing:
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
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