He’s the go-to adventure game protagonist, yet nobody knows what his backstory was before piracy and insult swordfighting. Theorycrafting, ho!
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“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
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