He’s the go-to adventure game protagonist, yet nobody knows what his backstory was before piracy and insult swordfighting. Theorycrafting, ho!
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“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
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