He’s the go-to adventure game protagonist, yet nobody knows what his backstory was before piracy and insult swordfighting. Theorycrafting, ho!
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“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
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