We’ve all had those evenings where we try and get the TV working and end up embroiled in an extraterrestrial conspiracy…
Currently Playing:
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
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