We’ve all had those evenings where we try and get the TV working and end up embroiled in an extraterrestrial conspiracy…
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
— Mizuki
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
We’ve all had those evenings where we try and get the TV working and end up embroiled in an extraterrestrial conspiracy…