“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”
— Mizuki
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”