“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
— Mizuki
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”