Ever browse the books in Thimbleweed Park? There are hundreds – but one we love more than any other.
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
— Mizuki
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
Ever browse the books in Thimbleweed Park? There are hundreds – but one we love more than any other.