“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
— Mizuki
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo :) ”— Kaykay
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”