“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo 🙂 ”— Kaykay
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight