“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo 🙂 ”— Kaykay
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood