“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo 🙂 ”— Kaykay
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling