“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo 🙂 ”— Kaykay
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“Some people get lucky and make it. But I’m not one of them.”
— Mizuki
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville