“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo 🙂 ”— Kaykay
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire