“Sugar boots! Plunder bunny!”— Governor Elaine Marley
“I’m not just gonna blow on everything I see.”— Joey Mallone
“Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen.”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I hate puzzles!”— Bwana
“Helo do u not kno what an dog are”— Thimbleweed Park, random library book
“Would you like some stew?”— The Swampling
“I just like to sit there. Watching them. Clicking their little lives away.”— Piscilla
“I have never got on with goats…”— George Stobbart
“Daaan, wanna see me eat a piece of paper?”— Liz Allaire
“This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.”— Fester Shinetop
“Diggiiinnnng!!!”— Doug
“I’ve got an exclamation mark covered in black varnish.”— Roger
“Where do you think you’re going, fancy pants?”— Largo LaGrande
“I have to go! Bye!”
— Fran Bow
“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”— Indiana Jones / Guybrush Threepwood
“I have other matters to attend to.”— Cid, the Demon of Darkestville
“Do you know anything about… voodoo?”— Gabriel Knight
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that have?”— Guybrush Threepwood
“I’m a ghost WooooOOOoooOOOOOooo 🙂 ”— Kaykay
“The Necronomicon feels really weird in my pants.”— Buzz Kerwan
“Good times and free grog!”— Charles L Charles
“It’s true what they say — a press card can get you anywhere.”— Nico Collard
“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am.”— Misfortune
“DLC? What’s that? Sounds like some kind of horrible disease!”— Tondbert
“That doesn’t work.”— Rincewind
“Glug-glug eccckkss!!!”— The Critter
“My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.”— Manny Calavera
“Makeup, check. Hair, check. Horrible contempt for humanity, check!”— Kathy Rain
“Honestly. You’re worse than the elderly.”— Frank Lee English
“Does THIS mean anything to you?”— Lewton, the Disc’s First Private Investigator